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13 January 2008 @ 11:57 pm
Fic: Crackiest Crack Kynx ever cracked  
Prompt: Necrophilia
Rating: NC17 for themes
Pairing: Jared/Matt, Shannon/Tomo
Warnings: Character death, angst, dark humor, rough (but non graphic if that's a thing) sex, trivialisation of the very unfunny and indeed serious occurrence of actual death, insane!Jared (progressively so, sort of)
Summary: Matt leaves, accidental necrophilia ensues.
AN: First fic written for shiny new prompt table *pets pretteh table* We decide we'd try and cap the fics at 500 words, but tbh, we were already 1000 words into this one, so we're only counting the last part, sorta. It's a good thing, this was sort of languishing in a tbr pile, and we like realized this afternoon that we could totally use it for the prompt table. The result being, this is prolly slightly longer than most of these prompts will. Thanks to [info]seasidh for the read through.
Disclaimer: We made it up, all of it.

Necrophilia: Sexual attraction to corpses




He said yes, do what you want, and smiled carefully so he didn't break his fragile exo-skeleton of 'not giving a fuck'.

Matt was full of excuses, they tumbled from his mouth like so much useless crap. Jared wasn't listening, Shannon could summarize later.

He watched Matt leave and said - did - nothing – inside everything he'd spent the last four years creating started to crumble.

They'd done things together, shared things together that Jared couldn't quite believe didn't mean the same to Matt anymore – if they ever had. How could he leave them behind?

Because how can a person tell you they love you, make you love them back, and then leave?

Shannon and Tomo were talking quietly to each other, Jared knew he should say something, make a suggestion, but it hurt too much to move. He couldn't say anything, Matt leaving, was so devastating there wasn't room in his brain for anything else.

Tension had been bad lately, he'd just… assumed Matt would come around, be different, stop hating him. Self-confident to the last Matt loved him, despite the things he said.

"Seek help, there's nothing I can do for you."

"Fuck you! You don't get to be an asshole and call me insane for getting upset."

"It's the only possible reaction to your crap. You make me be an asshole."

"No, you do that really well on your own."


He couldn't even remember why the argument started. They didn't argue over important things, they argued over everything. Jared wouldn't back down, Matt wouldn't back down, Shannon and Tomo tried not to interfere unless someone started throwing punches. He stood up and Shannon and Tomo stopped talking. "I'm going to bed."

"Wait, Jared we can't just not deal with this."

"You deal with it, I can't make myself care."

He stayed in bed for two days – didn't eat, barely slept, obsessed to the point he had to open something to let it out before it overtook his brain. He cut just under his ribs, deep enough that it worked but not so much Shannon would see. Couldn't let Shannon see what he was doing –he'd believe Matt's lies and if Shannon thought Jared was insane, that made two of them.

Tomo would believe it too, because Shannon was always right.

There was no reason to get up, no reason to do anything. Killing himself in a dramatic staged performance seemed like an awful lot of trouble to go to when he wouldn't be around to enjoy the aftermath. Would Matt care? His entire reasoning process revolved around what Matt would do if he comitted suicide. Committing suicide had the well documented side-effect of instant death, which would obviously render him unable to study Matt's reaction.

Maybe he could try and get maimed or contract something fatal? He dismissed that on the basis that if wasn't going to kill himself, he absolutely was not prepared to be alive and ugly - which was a definite risk if he crashed his car into a wall, get bitten by a poisonous snake or broke into the hospital and injected himself with various tropical diseases.

Injections led him nicely onto overdosing. That was a much better option, as long as Shannon got him to the hospital on time and told Matt.

Heroin and alcohol were the obvious rock star choice, and could be passed off to the media as accidental.

He spent the next two days drunk, and emerged with the best plan yet.

He knew he could still get Matt hot – they'd never stopped fucking. Even after the worst arguments when Jared's head had been cracked off the floor so hard he passed out, later that night, he let Matt fuck him. He couldn't explain it past it was the only thing Matt gave him, so he took it. Sex lasted until Matt came, got up and went straight in the shower, leaving Jared on his own. Yeah, I'll make him fuck me.


* * *

Still he was nervous, he knew Libby was out of town when he rang Matt's doorbell. Tried not to think about how fucking pathetic it made him to be here, about to beg Matt to fuck him and walk away afterwards.

Matt opened the door and Jared stared, he hadn't realized how much he'd missed just looking at him.

"What is it, Jared?" Matt folded his arms and stood in the doorway.

Jared, pushed his hand through his hair and looked away. "I know, I mean nothing to you, and I get that, s'just... can't stop thinking about one last fuck."

Matt actually laughed but Jared wasn't about to stop now, he stepped into Matt's space. "I know you left me but I can't stop wanting your cock." Matt's eyes said yes seconds before Jared shoved him into the wall and stuck his tongue down his throat.

He let Matt fuck him without lube, he wanted hurt, wanted to bleed, wanted to feel it all.

* * *

Matt poured him a drink and pointed at the cuts on his ribs. "Why do you think I couldn't be with you, when you spend so much time hurting yourself."

Jared swallowed the whisky in two gulps. "I hurt because of you."

"I can't do it, Jared. You're killing yourself, so slowly you can't see it."

Jared poured another drink - who the fuck does he think he is to punish me. He never tried to understand, he just wanted me to be different, be someone else when he wasn't fucking me. Well guess what, you can't have it both ways.

Jared grabbed Matt's head with both hands twisting his hair as hard as he could and scratching his scalp with his nails. "Now I'm gonna fuck you, and make you remember how it's supposed to be."

Matt could probably move if he wanted to, his lip curled when he spoke. "The only fucking reason you're getting away with this is because it is the last time. If you come here again, I'll have you arrested for trespassing."

"Last time, I promise." He had Matt against the wall, cock in his ass, hands around his throat before either of them had time to say anything else.

It felt like no fucking time at all had passed between when Jared started fucking Matt, and when Jared came in Matt's ass. He held Matt against the wall with the weight of his body and released his grip.

When Matt collapsed - he'd never done that before -Jared started looking for a clock to see how much time had passed.

Fuck! He hadn't meant to kill him - but what other outcome was likely to arise from seven, possibly ten minutes of suffocation. Maybe he had meant it, or at least his subconscious did.

* * *

His blackberry rang, playing Jared's ringtone and it was second nature to answer, never mind the fact that Shannon had only just collapsed against his back, pressing him deeper into the mattress.

Jared spoke before he's had a chance to say hello,

"Tomo! I think I might have, maybe, killed Matt."

Shannon ruffled his hair as he pressed kisses to the top of his back, and Tomo could just about manage; "uh-huh, ok, cool."

"Ye-ah," Jared didn't sound sure. "So...grab Shannon and meet me at Matt's house as soon as possible?"

Teeth nibbled at his neck and Tomo gasped in response, to who he's not sure,

"Give us twenty minutes?"

"Fifteen. Oh and erm...bring the van? And trash bags. And gloves. Fuck, knew I shoulda worn gloves today."

Tomo hit the 'end call' button and rolled over, pulling Shannon down for a kiss.

"What did Jared want?" Shannon asked as they parted.

"Something happened with Matt, wants us to go round there. Gave me the usual insane fucking list."

* * *

Jared prodded Matt with his foot. And promptly backed away at least five paces as Matt's leg spasmed again. There was something seriously fucked up about that. He was going to have to rethink his next death scene. So far he'd been sticking to the age old, tried and tested Hollywood method of 'look pained - die prettily - dead - stop moving'. Yet again, Hollywood had got it wrong, Jared now had first hand knowledge that just because a body was dead, didn't mean it had to stop moving.

As Matt had so nicely proven by fucking sitting up. Ok, so he'd looked like a puppet with half the strings missing, but he'd fucking sat up. Jared hadn't screamed. If he had, it would have been a very manly scream though.

The doorbell went, and Jared jumped at the sound. But didn't scream. That high pitched 'yip' was definitely the doorbell; obviously the batteries were failing.

"Open the fucking door!" Shannon's voice followed by a series of knocks. Jared walked over to the front door, wondering if Matt still kept the coffee in the same place, because he's kinda screwed as a host if it's moved. Matt wasn't going to be able to tell him and there's no way he's calling Libby.

He opened the door, and some part of his mind at least realized he needed to get Shannon and Tomo inside as quickly as possible. It was dark outside but it's better if they're not standing on the doorstep for hours.

Tomo did a double take as he greeted them, probably because it's Jared opening the door, not Matt. That is, until Shannon brushed past him, handing him the trash bags too,

"Could you at least have put some fucking clothes?"

"Don't tell me, you made up and Matt's currently tied to the bed?" Tomo asked, seemingly not bothered by Jared's state of undress.

"Not quite. I think I might be a necrophiliac..."

There was very much a non-reaction from either Tomo or Shannon, making Jared wonder if he usually came out with batshit comments like that. It was probable.

He wasn't feeling up to explaining his sex life to Shannon, that would lead to awkward questions like 'you're not a virgin?' - Shannon could be surprisingly oblivious to things that concerned Jared not actually being twelve years old. He let them walk into the front room, thinking the - still twitching and not quite lifeless - body would give them both a better idea of what had happened.

Tomo went straight for his usual chair but Shannon stopped in the doorway, eye's wide.

"Jared...why is Matt dead?"

"I er...kind of killed him." Jared fidgeted.

"Strangulation?" Tomo asked.

"Yeah, coffee?"

"Please."

"You killed him? And now you're making coffee?"

"I could get you a coke if you'd rather? That is, if Matt has any coke in. Kinda difficult to ask him," Jared laughed, but stopped abruptly, seeing the look on Shannon's face. He couldn't quite place the emotion behind his brothers eyes.

"Go make coffee," Shannon said softly.

Turns out, Matt hadn't moved the coffee, so that worked out well. Jared walked back to the front room with two steaming mugs of the stuff.

"We'll have to chop him up a bit first." Tomo said, there was an already rolled joint tucked behind his ear. Good thing he wasn't smoking it, otherwise Jared would have to shout at him, Matt hated people smoking in his front room.

"Are you fucking crazy?" Jared said, handing over the mugs, "we can't chop him up, that's...sick."

"You killed him."

"Yeah, but I only strangled him-"

"And were probably fucking him for a while after," a sardonic smile tugged at Tomo's lips and Jared really didn't have an answer to that, because one probably didn't exist.

"Jared sit down, stop hopping from foot to foot." Shannon said, switching into big brother mode. "You killed him, it was an accident, and now we've got to fucking dispose of the body."

"We're still going to have to cut him up to fit him in the bags. Always told him he was too tall."

As horrified as he was by the thought of dismembering Matt and stuffing him in the trash bags, Jared didn't miss the death glare Shannon sent in Tomo's direction.

"What? It'll be easier to feed him to the pigs too that way."

Shannon rubbed his temples, and Jared ventured an almost opinion,

"We're not really going to cut Matt up are we?"

Another death glare.

"No. Now...why don't you go make more coffee while Tomo and I get Matt in the car," Shannon prompted.

Jared nodded, happy to leave the two of them to deal with Matt's body. As freaky as the random twitching had been, the absolute stillness was even fucking worse. He pretended he didn't notice Tomo walking into the front room with a butchers knife as he hit the switch on the peculator.

It seemed to take ages before the coffee was ready to pour.

"Shannon, you taking sugar this week or not?" he called through the closed kitchen door. The sounds were easier to blot out with the door closed.

Shannon walked back in, still wearing rubber gloves and clutching a dust cloth,

"Don't worry about it, we're done. Matt's...in the car."

"Are we leaving now, then?"

"I really think we should, don't you?"

Tomo chose that moment to come back in, hugging Shannon from behind and hiding himself from Jared's view.

"Should we leave Libby a note? I used the last of her milk."

"What do you want to say, 'Eaten by pigs, B.R.B'?" Tomo asked, expression caught between confusion and disgust.

"Er, no. I was thinking 'Used all your milk. Love Jared'."

"Let's just go," Shannon sighed.

* * *

Jared lost the right to the drivers seat by way of not being quick enough to pick the keys up from the hallway table. Tomo called shotgun. Shannon drove them home via a fifty mile detour which he assured Jared was the 'pretty route'. Jared started to drift off, slumped against the car door. He hoped things would be better in the morning. Tonight had been fucked up.


 
 
Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Riverside: Conceiving you
 
 
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Sarah[info]sarahphym on January 14th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
wow i didn't know whether to laugh or be freaked out. i think a little bit of both.

weirdos. ♥
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
*is happy being a weirdo*

Hehe, laugh and be freaked out?

♥ Thank you!
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing): red wing left[info]jynnxx on January 14th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
YAY *does weirdo dance*

Hehe, both is good :D :D Thank you xxx
goldenchild[info]goldenchild2501 on January 14th, 2008 12:33 am (UTC)
That was strange...Me thinks they're all insane, Shannon leaning more on the side of sanity then the rest.
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:16 pm (UTC)
*G* Yeah…it’s what we get for writing while under the influence. There was a bit of talk about ‘Dusk til Dawn’ too, which probably explains some things!

I think Tomo’s just stoned…

Thanks for reading and commenting hon ♥
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Talula[info]he_wears_heels on January 14th, 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
Maybe I'm completely sick, but this make me laugh so hard. I love how they're all cool about it, and with the "What doesn't turn me on?" icon, it's just perfect.
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
*snickers* I don’t think you’re completely sick, but then I was in fits of giggles while we were writing this. :p

Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
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Lynz.: a bloody lie. jared.[info]felinemuse on January 14th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
Definitely dark humor, I agree. Felt a bit like an episode of something, rofl, maybe my brain's wanting to associate it with Supernatural, what with the comedic elements and the casual talk of death and dismemberment.

Props for doing something different, and managing to make it not be dripping in angst. This is definitely in a unique little category of its own.

Also, love the tables. Damn all you people with tables and prompts I like better than my own, lol. I need to finish mine so I can create my own.
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
Drack? Crark? *thinks up new genres*

Thank you! We had a lot of fun writing this (seriously, I had tears…)

Mmhmm, we thought about angsty. But it would have turned into a monster fic to pull off well. So, Jared snaps and it’s all a bit insane. And Tomo’s stoned and shagged out I think :p

Hehe, it was your tables that gave us the idea! We couldn’t decide which comm/table to do though….so…made it up :p
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Anita P: princess[info]orangesnrg on January 14th, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)
LOL you make murderer!Jared sound like so much fun. can i meet him?
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
*G* S’more like manslaughter. :p *wonders if this makes it any better*

Eh, he just has a very, very odd coping mechanism. Thanks hon, good to know you enjoyed it :D ♥
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mlady_rebecca: jared -- trio -- crazy -- sourcrimeicons[info]mlady_rebecca on January 14th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
"Something happened with Matt, want's us to go round there. Gave me the usual insane fucking list."

*snort*

It scares me how easily Tomo took this in stride. *hides all the big knives*
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
I like to think that he’s permanently stoned in this ‘verse. I think he’d have to be to put up with Jared’s crazyness.

Thanks hon! ♥
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Booboo_Kittiefukk: 30STM - Jared BoopBoop DO NOT STEAL![info]boobookittifukk on January 14th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
*giggles* That was funny. I just love how disconnected from reality Jared is. And Tomo? Watched Snatch too many times. Hahaha!
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
Lol, yeah…kinda pushed him over the edge I think. :p

writers have possibly watched Snatch too many times

Thanks hon, glad we made you laugh. ♥
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When despair becomes violent.: shiny[info]violent_despair on January 14th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Is it weird for someone to have -at least- fallen off of his/her chair -way too many times- *is counting*.....*fails and gives up*

Ermm any-who,
I was given the option to quote my favorite sentences, but because this was wa..SHIT

Damn I give up.


WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough*choke*
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
*giggles* *prods you and wonders if you’ll fall off again* :p

*G* M’glad you liked hon *bounces* It amused us and so it’s good to know that it’s funny to others’ too! and reassures us that we’re not batshit insane

Thank you! ♥
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Myr: Junior pulls door hissy fit[info]piximyr on January 14th, 2008 07:38 am (UTC)
!!!!!

Am not sure what to think! But I liked it and mostly because I know it never happened. Jared put so many things into this before he went ot Matt's door step and also while they had their tryst, then afterwards... *grins* Jared snaps royally! Good thing his 'cleaners' were professional. Not just regarding poor Matt's twitching leftovers but also Jared's lacking sanity. :)

Mars can be a scary place sometimes.

I loved this *s*
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
*G* Yeah, he kinda does. Which accounts for the two very different tones. and nothing to do with our state of sobriety, or lack thereof.

Srsly.

Thank you! I’m really happy you did ♥
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Silent Partner: tuskalasit[info]jacularmetteld on January 14th, 2008 12:20 pm (UTC)
Ummm.. I thought necrophilia means sexual attraction to already dead people.. so.. Matt wasn't dead when he and Jared started to fuck..

I'm not being bitchy here, it just caught my attention and I'm not into necrophilia so it doesn't matter xD


I loved that Shannon was only 'sane' in this group <3
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 01:47 pm (UTC)

You’re completely right hon (and not bitchy in the least :-* ). It is attraction to dead people. But it does cover the actual practice of having sex with dead people I think. And… this was about the only way we could write it. We kinda decided that we’d use the prompts as just that – whatever came into our heads at the mention of the word, so it’s more of an umbrella term not a ‘the fic will show this subject’. We should totally clear that up though to avoid future confusion.

:-* Thank you for pointing that out hon.

Hehe, it’s the voices :p they all balance out! ♥
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The path of excess leads to the tower of wisdom.: shannon | nice to grannies[info]seasidh on January 14th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
Hours later and it still amused me *giggles* I still think they should have chopped Matt! Just, for the fun factor? :D
kit84[info]kit84 on January 14th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
Lol, they blatantly did. Although I don’t think Jared could have stood to watch. *pets* Bit fragile that one…

*giggles* so glad it still amuses you :-* ♥
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hephs_thighs[info]hephs_thighs on January 14th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
=D Kynx just made my year. <3!
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing): goth wing left[info]jynnxx on January 14th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
Aww, that makes me happy <3 Thank you *beams*
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ladykryyn[info]ladykryyn on January 14th, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
Hee. I swear your stories give my day meaning. *heavy sigh* I miss you guys. *bounces* but it was fun to read! =D
(Anonymous) on January 14th, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
Gah *misses you too* this ended up being longer than we'd anticipated, and we were in a stupid rush to post cos I ran away to kits for the weekend, and we wanted to post fic while we were still together, but we shoudl have sent it to you furst ♥ the prompt table thing was supposed to be just for filling time while we procrastinate over longer stuff... just this one kinda ran away with itself *raises eyebrows in severe manner at it*

So, we have like 3? or 4 fics that'll need beta'd soon *bats eyes and tries to look pretty*

Thank you for reading and commenting *bounces* this fic actually makes me lmao irl, I fucking love it :p Tomo (all kit) is the most perfect thing in a row of perfect things *feels kinda bad for fangrrling own fic but thinks it's ok since he's Kit's*

Thanks again, love xxx
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Carl: jared fuck off glasses <lj user=britland[info]acustica on January 14th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
Jared hadn't screamed. If he had, it would have been a very manly scream though.

hahahahahahaha. you guys are crazy! I loved it!
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing): black left wing[info]jynnxx on January 14th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
hehe, yes I think we are :D Thank you *lix*
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darkestangelspn[info]darkestangelspn on January 15th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
This was classic insane shit right here!! Brilliant! Loved how they all were so casual about it...like Jared makes a habit of killing people and they clean it up because it is expected of them. The coffee, the note to Libby, the "usual list"...perfect.
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing): red wing left[info]jynnxx on January 15th, 2008 11:40 am (UTC)
I love that you enjoyed it, lamo, I'm really pleased with it *happy*
Thank you xxx
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Icing For The Damned: *DED!*[info]as_i_am on January 15th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
Usually necro fics totally squick me and yet fascinate me at the same time, but I can't stay away from your writing because it's freakin' AWESOME.

I am totally excited that you have this prompt table going on, btw! I can't wait to see how you guys handle the things on it!
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing): goth wing left[info]jynnxx on January 15th, 2008 11:43 am (UTC)
I love your comment, thank you *blushes & hides behind kit*
We have ideas for some, lots will be dark crack (darack? poss) I has forseen its and thinks it will be so :D :D thank you :*
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Words are all I have: Deliciousness[info]vamm_goda on January 15th, 2008 08:25 pm (UTC)
I would like to applaud. So I will. *claps*

1. Jared. Oh my god. He's so wonderful.
2. Shannon is the guy to call for inconvenient corpses. This is an established fact.
3. "Something happened with Matt, want's us to go round there. Gave me the usual insane fucking list."
Oh, Tomo. You are so made of win.
4. The pigs! *just re-read Hannibal* That made me all sorts of amused/creeped out.
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing)[info]jynnxx on January 16th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
heee *dances jig*
I'm just happy it made you laugh :D :D thanks, love xxx
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little_city[info]little_city on January 16th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
Tomo went straight for his usual chair but Shannon stopped in the doorway, eye's wide.

"Jared...why is Matt dead?"

"I er...kind of killed him." Jared fidgeted.

"Strangulation?" Tomo asked.

"Yeah, coffee?"

"Please."



Never-ever-...forget your Manners..
brays.
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing)[info]jynnxx on January 16th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
lmao :D
Manners are important *nods*
Thank you :*
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lackofmendacity (Diana): red lip[info]lackofmendacity on January 16th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
Awwwww... poor Jared, being all freaked out and thinking he was a necrophiliac. *is oddly amused* ;D

Committing suicide had the well documented side-effect of instant death...

*snickers* I love how he attempts to plan cunningly, and him being scared at the twitching had me giggling. Thanks for the cute (yet scary!) read. :D *hugs*
(Anonymous) on January 16th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
lmao *pets him*
Yay, m'glad you enjoyed :D *hugs*
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merel_mars[info]merel_mars on January 18th, 2008 10:43 pm (UTC)
that indeed was a bit weird,
but it still was a great story..

*happy sigh*
'the pretty route' ^^

oowh and DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDDIES xD
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing)[info]jynnxx on January 19th, 2008 09:14 am (UTC)
lol, yes! Thank you :D:D
marysunshine104[info]marysunshine104 on January 27th, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
.....because when disposing of a body, nothing hits the spot like a steaming cup 'o joe.
I loved this. Creepy and humorous.
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing)[info]jynnxx on February 7th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
Wow, sorry for late reply *shame*
Thak you, creepy and funny is what we wanted :D :D
moonystone[info]moonystone on February 7th, 2008 12:50 pm (UTC)
Ooookeeeyy. This is seriously weird and on the brink of disgusting. Strangled him to death while fucking without noticing? Eww.
Very much like the down-to-earth reactions, though.
Loved the angsty beginning.

Yous are very strange ♥
jynx (you say geek like it's a bad thing)[info]jynnxx on February 7th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
*amused* It so totally is :D
It went a bit from dusk til dawn somewhere around the middle.
We is ♥ :*
Thank-you :D